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Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

(Source: bb-forever)

Conversation I heard in the club.

  • Shy Guy:

    Hey there..

  • Random Guy:

    Hey what's up?

  • Shy Guy:

    Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.

  • Random Guy:

    Thanks dude!

  • Shy Guy:

    So, are you here with anyone?

  • Random Guy:

    Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.

  • Shy Guy:

    Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.

  • Random Guy:

    That's alright it's cool.

  • Shy Guy:

    You don't mind me calling you cute?

  • Random Guy:

    A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.

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